15 November, 2006

Promotional Interruption

...we interrupt this angst to bring you the following announcements....

Murder! Death! Mayhem! Paycheck!

It's a killer weekend! Do Or Die Mysteries debuts this weekend at Spotlighters Theatre (817 St. Paul St. Baltimore, MD 21202; 410-752-1225) with The Legend of Creepy Hollow. Cybele Pomeroy appears as a nefarious displaced politician in a small haunted town. Dying to be with her are the Prince, Coco, BuddaPat, the Animal, and two brand-new cuties. Shows are Friday night November 17th at 9 and Saturday night November 18th at 8. Tickets are $15. On Sunday, November 19th, see her as an aging soap-opera sexpot from the popular television drama All My Traumas in A Murderous Production at Fabulous Whispers Restaurant in Pasadena, Maryland. Tickets are $25, plus cash bar. Doors open at 4 PM, buffet at 5 PM, and showtime is 6 PM.

Disclaimer: Do Or Die Productions officially denies any knowledge of the preceding announcement.

1 comment:

Michael said...

OK, I'm on my way out to Baltimore. How I'll get there is the real mystery.