...I would walk through the desert/ I would walk down the aisle/ I would swim all the oceans....
We exit the gate, dogs in tow. We all walk down the driveway. She heads left with Winnie, the way she always does. I and the dog with the stupidest name in the world move a bit to the right.
Why don't we go this way for a change? Change the scenery around a little.
She shakes her head. "Too much traffic on Maple."
Mother. It's exactly the same as we usually do, just around the block this way instead of that way.
She sighs. "Fine. We'll do it YOUR way. But I still say there's too much traffic in that direction."
One Direction; Stand Up