...if I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening....
I am fairly certain that I do not own a complete set of screwdrivers. I have, however, no fewer than four razors in my shower, and only one of them is for the man. The rest are, er, specialized.
I have pumice in three grades, but no notion of whether I own sandpaper in any grade at all.
When I'm down, I buy soap, cosmetics, or hair products. When I'm up, I use them. I have no interest whatever in power tools.
It becomes increasingly evident that my plan to have home improvement as a relaxing hobby is an abject failure.
(If I Had A Hammer; Pete Seeger)
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