...You spin me right round, baby/right round like a record, baby/right round round round....
"What's this round white one for?"
That's your Aricept. It is to help prevent further memory loss.
"And this little yellow one?"
That's the Levothyroxin that you've been taking all your life.
"Not all my life, just since I was thirteen years old."
(The age changes. She used to tell me 'since I was fifteen years old', or sometimes 'sixteen'.)
Okay, just since you were thirteen. What else can I tell you?
"What's the red one on the other side?"
That's a vitamin called luetine, and it's for your eyes.
"What's this big white one, then?
Magnesium and calcium for your bones.
"Well, I already have bones, so I don't need that. What about the little round white one?"
That's the Aricept for your memory. You should probably take it at night, because one side effect is that it causes dizziness in some people. If you take it before bed, you won't care that you're dizzy."
"And the little yellow one? What is that?"
That's your thyroid medicine.
"I'm going to rattle if I take all these pills!"
You don't need to take the vitamins if you don't want them. The eye doctor just suggested it would be good for you to have some luetine, and calcium is good for your bones.
"Which ones are the vitamins? The gummy ones I know are multivitamin. I've taken those already."
The red one is for your eyesight and the white one is for your bones.
"I guess that's calcium. But what's this round white one? Is that a vitamin?"
That one is your Aricept. For your memory. It's not a vitamin, it's a prescription medication.
"Am I supposed to take that one at night? What about this little yellow one?"
That's your thyroid medicine. Yes, you should take the white one at night. If you want to take the yellow one at night, too that should be fine.
"I'll see what I feel like doing when the time comes. If I don't want to do it, I'm not going to do it, and you can't stop me, so nyah-nyah to you. What about this red one?"
Take that one whenever you want. It's a vitamin to help your eyesight.
"I'm going to rattle if I take all these! Doctors, they just want to prescribe pills for everything now."
Only the little yellow one and the round white one are prescriptions. The others are vitamin supplements. You don't need to take them if you'd rather not.
"Is this yellow one my thyroid medication?"
Yes, that's levothyroxin.
"What's this white one? Did I already ask you that?"
You did, but I'll tell you again as often as you need. It's Aricept, to help prevent further memory loss.
"I think you probably told me that already."
Dead Or Alive; You Spin Me 'Round(Like A Record)