...No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women/ No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark....
So you think your cousin in (name of state not your own) talks funny? Maybe you just don't understand his regional monkey language.
Speaking of Japan, a Sushi Tutorial. Thanks to ButterflyMan for leading me to it.
By request, linkage to the Ninja song, and though it's not Japanese, it's still RatherGood, yes, it's Soupy George.
How do you feel after all that soup? Thank you, Martin, for allowing us a post-prandial release.
(Turning Japanese; The Vapors)