...Peter merely said/ Any kind of love is alright/ But he made too many enemies....
"....today we celebrate Baby Jesus' being nailed to a chunk of wood for our sins, after which he was reincarnated as an egg, hidden by a rabbit beneath a tulip..."
After four glasses of wine apiece, my mother and I are very merry.
"I saw a bumper sticker I coveted. It said 'Born Again Pagan'."
If I've offended any staunch Christians, my apologies. But ask yourself: What Would Jesus Do?
If we believe canonical legend- and the recent discovery of the Gospel of Judas indicates that the Bible lies, at the very least by omission (though if there has ever been an agenda-free publication ever anywhere, I don't know about it)- then what Jesus would do seems to be less judging and more loving.
But what do I know; I'm a Buddhist who celebrates Passover.
(The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead; XTC)