...I know you think I'm like the others before/ who saw your name and number on the wall....
I promise myself I will brush it before I leave for South Carolina. Then I promise to brush it before I arrive in South Carolina. I have left South Carolina for Georgia, hair still unbrushed, promising to brush it before I return to South Carolina.
Three days later, back in South Carolina, I finally brush my hair.
Toilets that flush automatically do not per se irritate me, though being deemed by an inantimate object as too stupid to remember to flush is ipso facto objectionable.
No, what chaps my ass is the judgmental "pheeeewww" sound they make just BEFORE they flush.
(Tommy Tutone; 8675309/Jenny)