26 March, 2005

Thesaurus, Genius

...how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat....

It's in the glass case and it looks delicious. I tell the waiter.

"We don't have that."

"Yes, it wasn't on the menu, but I saw it."

"I don't even know what that is."

"Creme caramel? It's..."

"Look, just show me, okay?

I lead him to the glass case and show him the item in question.

"Oh, is that what you want? That's not....whatever you said. It's flan."

Holy fucking christ on a stick.

(Another Brick In The Wall; Pink Floyd)

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