...turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip/ so show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle/and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"....
"Hope you're ready to put out."
"Sorry, that wasn't really romantic, was it?"
Oh, are you kidding? I bought the T-shirt.
Seriously. My T-shirt? Says 'Ready To Put Out' right across my chest.
Not that I'll be wearing it long.
Check out this lovely shirt. Sigh. So true.
"What time is it?"
You mean now?
"Fuck. I gotta go."
Kids, don't say 'fuck' in front of your father.
(The Bad Touch; Bloodhound Gang)