11 May, 2007

Thematic Variations

...turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip/ so show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle/and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"....




"Hope you're ready to put out."

Uh, yeah.

"Sorry, that wasn't really romantic, was it?"

Oh, are you kidding? I bought the T-shirt.

(Snickering.)"You what?"

Seriously. My T-shirt? Says 'Ready To Put Out' right across my chest.

(More snickering.)

Not that I'll be wearing it long.

*****

Check out this lovely shirt. Sigh. So true.

*****


"What time is it?"

You mean now?

"Wiseass."

Ten thirty-five.

"Fuck. I gotta go."

Kids, don't say 'fuck' in front of your father.

"Wiseass."






(The Bad Touch; Bloodhound Gang)

6 comments:

Frankie said...

I love those shirts, but ~$80 is a little steep, no?

I might get one anyway.

Stephanie said...

Oh my - but no price is too dear for a t-shirt guaranteed to get you kicked out of the office picnic.

I might need two - one for Mom.

Cybele said...

Frankie, I think the high ticket probably adds to the cachet, not that I'd wear them anyhow. Not black enough.

For Mom, however... you may have something there, Stephanie. (You need a T-shirt to get kicked out of the office picnic? Pft.)

Inanna said...

LOL! I would definitely wear that shirt, just about anywhere.

Michael said...

Not me. I hate putting out the garbage.

That's what you mean, right?

Cybele said...

Um, yeah, Mike...because 'round these parts, I'm known as a trashy chick.