11 May, 2007

Thematic Variations

...turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip/ so show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle/and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"....

"Hope you're ready to put out."

Uh, yeah.

"Sorry, that wasn't really romantic, was it?"

Oh, are you kidding? I bought the T-shirt.

(Snickering.)"You what?"

Seriously. My T-shirt? Says 'Ready To Put Out' right across my chest.

(More snickering.)

Not that I'll be wearing it long.


Check out this lovely shirt. Sigh. So true.


"What time is it?"

You mean now?


Ten thirty-five.

"Fuck. I gotta go."

Kids, don't say 'fuck' in front of your father.


(The Bad Touch; Bloodhound Gang)


Frankie said...

I love those shirts, but ~$80 is a little steep, no?

I might get one anyway.

Stephanie said...

Oh my - but no price is too dear for a t-shirt guaranteed to get you kicked out of the office picnic.

I might need two - one for Mom.

Cybele said...

Frankie, I think the high ticket probably adds to the cachet, not that I'd wear them anyhow. Not black enough.

For Mom, however... you may have something there, Stephanie. (You need a T-shirt to get kicked out of the office picnic? Pft.)

Inanna said...

LOL! I would definitely wear that shirt, just about anywhere.

Michael said...

Not me. I hate putting out the garbage.

That's what you mean, right?

Cybele said...

Um, yeah, Mike...because 'round these parts, I'm known as a trashy chick.