...turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip/ so show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle/and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"....
"Hope you're ready to put out."
Uh, yeah.
"Sorry, that wasn't really romantic, was it?"
Oh, are you kidding? I bought the T-shirt.
(Snickering.)"You what?"
Seriously. My T-shirt? Says 'Ready To Put Out' right across my chest.
(More snickering.)
Not that I'll be wearing it long.
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Check out this lovely shirt. Sigh. So true.
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"What time is it?"
You mean now?
"Wiseass."
Ten thirty-five.
"Fuck. I gotta go."
Kids, don't say 'fuck' in front of your father.
"Wiseass."
(The Bad Touch; Bloodhound Gang)
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I love those shirts, but ~$80 is a little steep, no?
I might get one anyway.
Oh my - but no price is too dear for a t-shirt guaranteed to get you kicked out of the office picnic.
I might need two - one for Mom.
Frankie, I think the high ticket probably adds to the cachet, not that I'd wear them anyhow. Not black enough.
For Mom, however... you may have something there, Stephanie. (You need a T-shirt to get kicked out of the office picnic? Pft.)
LOL! I would definitely wear that shirt, just about anywhere.
Not me. I hate putting out the garbage.
That's what you mean, right?
Um, yeah, Mike...because 'round these parts, I'm known as a trashy chick.
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