...we spell out the words we don't want him to understand/ Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E....
"Mama, are you and Papa going to get a divorce?"
Not today, baby.
Yes, baby, I'm sure.
"How do you know?"
Because it's Saturday, sweetie. Lawyers don't work on Saturdays.
What? You know one that does?
(D-I-V-O-R-C-E; Tammy Wynett)