...Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box/Religion is the smile on a dog.....
I set off for my daily walk, small leather purse for cellphone, poo bags, and writing implements over my shoulder. He eyes the medium sized sheathed dagger still dangling from its strap, leftover from last RenFest season.
"Now I see why nobody bothers you on your walks."
Oh! Of course! And all this time, I was thinking it was because of the large dog at the other end of the leash.
(What I Am; Edie Brickell)