Once again, the world changes....
As we were walking, Alaina piped up suddenly with, "God is Life. Life is not God, but God is Life. We are walking on God. God is all around." Brilliant. My five year old philosopher.
At one time, I knew someone who had a love affair end badly. The woman said she wanted to be 'just friends.' What he said was, "I already have plenty of friends." Brilliant.
And to continue this random vein, What do you call a single man who drives a four door sedan and carries Band-Aids in his wallet rather than condoms?
Obviously not compensating.