20 July, 2004

Language Use

...it's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in bacon...mmmmmmm....

The term "officially kinky" sounds a bit oxymoronic.

Rob Breszney has something good for me, which is a change. Last week, he promised I'd have occasion to use the sentence, "It's only kinky the first time you do it."

I've been told that my official status is "vanilla," which rankles, very slightly, but not nearly in the same way as being called (in sneering tones) "breeder" by a homosexual- non-breeding, naturally. This, a woman who blurted, "I've had more men than you, and I'm a lesbian!"

To which I carefully did not reply, "Not my fault you're a lesbian AND a slut."

Or did I perhaps mean 'harlot'? Certainly not 'porn star'.

"Would a blindfold change the experience?"

Unless you had a sound track, you wouldn't know what's coming.

Oh, just hand me a metaphor, then.

Blind, I step into the oncoming traffic of life.

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